I bet someone unfollowed me JUST so I wouldn’t have 400 followers anymore because I made a big deal about it…

Oh well. 399 is still an accomplishment and I still love each and every one of you.

Except you, ex number 400.

meanie pants

You guys should take a look at my bobble-head Coulson’s blog. He just made it today, but he tells me he plans to post all kinds of cool things.

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

theswintersoldier:

SkyeWard -
Garrett: “I ship it and I’m evil”
Ward: “Skye I’m totally good guy he’s just taking a nap in the ceiling”
Skye: “I’m in a sexy nightmare”

Fitzsimmons -
Ward: “I ship it”
Entire fandom: “I ship it”
Fitz: “What are guys talking about what’s a ship why do boats have anything to…

officerparker:

The LAST thing I want is for Fitz to admit his feelings only for Simmons to friendzone him.

DON’T YOU DARE, SHOW. DON’T YOU DARE. 

Texting my friend after watching the episode

fitzzsimmonss:

Me: he wanted her in his box

Friend: That sounds oddly sexual

tvpains:

I’m not sure who had it worse last night the philinda shippers, the skyeward shippers, or fitzsimmons shippers

badassblackwidowcavalry:

Okay, so here is what needs to be done by the end of the season:

  • Coulson stop breaking may (your true love) and Audrey’s hearts. Mostly just May though.
  • Ward stop being HYDRA. HYDRA bad. And stop killing innocent people.
  • Simmons stop forgetting about Fitz
  • Skye stop hanging around HYDRA and…
Philinda feels: OMG CELLIST AND MAY LEFT CUZ COULSON DOESNT LOVE HER AND RUNNING TO MAMA MAY AND PHIL KISSING AUDREYS HEAD AND NOT LIPS SO DOES HE MAYBE NOT LOVE HER AS HE DID BEFORE AND AAHHHH!!!!!!!!
Fitzsimmons feels: SIMMONS IN THE BOX AND WHAT'S WRONG AND I HATE CHANGE AND COULSON GAVE YOU A CHANCE AND EVEN EVIL WARD TOLD YOU TO GET HER!!!!!!
Skyeward feels: KISSING AND TOTALLY TELLING HER EVERYTHING ANF FORGETTING YOUR COVER CUZ YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH AND SKYE TOTALLY CALLING YOU OUT ON YOUR SHIT AND PLAYING YOU WHICH YOU CANT REALIZE CUZ YOURE IN LOVE WITH HER AND SHES THE REASON YOU'RE HERE!!!!!!
whynikkiwhy:

Made a doodle before I went to sleep. It made me laugh, hopefully will give others a chuckle.

whynikkiwhy:

Made a doodle before I went to sleep. It made me laugh, hopefully will give others a chuckle.

I don’t think most people even have any idea why I always wear my camera necklace with any of my Spider-Man shirts

Guys, I’m in school and all I can think about is how in love with/ worried about Fitz I am…..
This is becoming an actual problem.